Pijat sialan terangsang!!

So basically why I came in and what I definitely need today is a massive amount of stress reduction.

I... my friend said you're the best, I need the best, they said you were actually pretty cute and they were way right.

So I'm just going to get everything done today. I'm going out because my husband is a total fucking asshole

and went away on our 5 year anniversary. So, I'm just going to pamper myself and spend all his money.

So do you think you can help me relax?